Amanda is practically like a sister to me.
She takes me hiking, and to Japan, and tolerates me when no one else will.
She even lets me take picture of her when she's eating. Mmmm... hash brown.
This is Amanda's second hash brown. Rejected by yours truly, she was a good girl and made sure that hash brown had a loving home.
Ah, I think she's finally noticed that I took more than one picture of her, and her hash brown affair. Is it moral to consume two hash browns?
Don't worry Amanda, you don't have to hide! I'm not going to stone you.
And, I won't tell the first hash brown either.
Your secret is safe with me.